Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Farming Ain't Pretty AKA Why So Much Shit? AKA What Happened to My "Glamorous" Life?

One of my key morning duties is feeding the birds.  Sounds easy, right?  Imagine Laura Ingalls in her barefeet & braids, smiling in the sun, fat & happy chickens swarming around her to scratch at feed.  Yeah... not so much.
  1. Fill turkey's feed pan- the turkeys start freaking out, clawing at the coop fencing, trying to get out/get at the feed.  The chickens scatter & screech like crazy.
  2. Let the turkeys out.  Be sure you pick up the feed bucket, or the turkeys will rush to it/dump it. Also don't let any chickens out.
  3. Go inside the coop & fill the chicken feed pan.  You may first (more often than not, lately) have to wash turkey crap off of the pan.  This is a very frustrating & disgusting (and frankly, unnecessary!!)addition to the process.
  4. Fill the water containers. Again, you might have to add time to your task by having to scrub/spray turkey shit from the chicken's water container.  Seriously, nasty disgusting animals.
Later in the day, when letting the chickens out for free range time, I will have to put all the food pans up on top of the coop, lest the turkeys continue on the "eat & crap on everything" rampage.  It's really unpleasant.
Thanks for the food- I think I'll crap on your car later.  Is that ok?  Or right outside the front door?

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